a crash course in your

Midlife Astrology


Make Sense of the Chaos. Track the Transits. Reclaim Your Power.

You’re not losing your mind. You’re moving through a cosmic initiation.

Midlife doesn’t fall apart randomly — it activates specific astrological transits designed to wake you up, break you open, and redirect your life.

This crash course shows you what’s happening, why it hurts, and how to work with it instead of fighting it.

No astrology background required.
No spiritual bypassing.
Just truth, timing, and tools.

Begin the Midlife Astrology Crash Course - $97

Expected public release: February 2026. Lifetime access included.

WHAT THIS COURSE IS:

A short, digestible video series + practical cheat sheets that explains the major midlife transits every woman experiences — and how they show up in real life.

Career shifts. Relationship breakdowns. Identity loss. Spiritual awakening. Burnout. Rage. Grief. Liberation.

This is the map for that.

THIS COURSE IS FOR YOU IF:

  • You feel like everything changed “all at once”

  • You’re questioning who you are, what matters, and what comes next

  • You’re in your late 30s–50s and living inside the unraveling

  • You want astrology to feel grounded, validating, and usable

  • You don’t want a full chart deep dive — you want clarity now

I need this!

IN THIS COURSE, YOU’LL LEARN ABOUT:

The Big Four Midlife Transits (broken down simply):

  1. Saturn Opposition
    Where responsibility, exhaustion, and “I can’t keep doing this” collide.
    What Saturn is asking you to mature, release, or finally commit to.

  2. Uranus Opposition
    The disruption. The rebellion. The “I want my life back” moment.
    Why everything suddenly feels intolerable — and what freedom actually requires.

  3. Neptune Square
    The fog. The grief. The spiritual awakening or identity loss.
    How to navigate confusion without self-abandonment.

  4. Chiron Return
    The core wound coming back for resolution.
    Why old pain resurfaces — and how healing becomes power.

How to Track Your Own Transits:

  • How to identify which midlife transit you’re in

  • Rough age ranges + timing windows

  • How long each phase lasts (and what comes after)

  • How these transits overlap and compound

No complex astrology software required.

What Each Transit Triggers:

  • Common emotional themes

  • Relationship and career patterns

  • Physical and energetic symptoms

  • The real reason these periods feel so intense

You’ll finally stop asking “What’s wrong with me?” and start asking “What is this teaching me?”

Prompts & Rituals to Work With the Energy

This is where astrology becomes embodied.

  • Journaling prompts

  • Reflection questions

  • Simple rituals to ground, release, or recalibrate

  • Integration practices that meet you in real life

Let's gooooo!
  • “I thought I was unraveling. This course made me realize I was actually in the middle of something very specific — and very meaningful.”

    Teshia K.

  • “No one had ever explained midlife in a way that felt grounded and validating. I stopped blaming myself almost immediately.”

    Amy B.

  • “I didn’t want to ‘learn astrology.’ I wanted to understand why my life suddenly felt intolerable. This gave me language for what I’m living.”

    Barb C.

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  • “I kept thinking I needed to make drastic decisions. This course helped me slow down and understand why everything felt so urgent.”

    Carol L.

  • “I wish someone had handed me this at 40. It would have saved me years of confusion.”

    Banscha R.

How This Is Different From The Astro Starter Kit: Decode Your Birth Chart?

Decode Your Birth Chart
→ Who you are
→ Your soul blueprint
→ Core wounds, emotional needs, life direction
→ Identity & self-understanding

Midlife Astrology Crash Course
→ What’s happening now
→ Why life feels unstable or intense
→ Timing, transits, and activation points
→ Navigating change without losing yourself

They work beautifully together — but stand powerfully on their own.

Why This Course Matters

Midlife isn’t a crisis. It’s an initiation.

But without context, it feels like loss.
Without language, it feels like failure.
Without tools, it feels unbearable.

This course gives you meaning, orientation, and agency inside the transition.

You’re not here to endure midlife.
You’re here to cross the threshold consciously.

Instant Access • Self-Paced • Lifetime Use

Delivered digitally. Watch, reflect, return as needed.

You don’t need answers for your whole life.
You just need to understand what season you’re in.

Begin the Midlife Astrology Crash Course

FAQs

  • Yes. These are universal life cycles that everyone moves through, whether they follow astrology or not. What varies is when they happen, how they’re experienced, and which areas of life they activate. This course helps you recognize what phase you’re in and navigate it consciously.

  • They tend to unfold within predictable age ranges, not fixed dates. Most women experience them between their late 30s and early 50s, often overlapping. Midlife isn’t a single moment — it’s a multi-year initiation, and this course helps you understand the waves as they arrive.

  • They’re based on the actual orbital cycles of Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Chiron and how those planets relate to their original positions in your birth chart. These are astronomical cycles, not belief-based experiences — which is why they often feel unavoidable and intense.

  • Not at all. This course is designed for women who want clarity, not complexity. Everything is explained in plain language with visual guidance, emotional markers, and real-life examples. No jargon. No gatekeeping.

  • This course focuses on what’s happening now — the major midlife transits activating your life.
    Decode Your Birth Chart focuses on who you are — your core blueprint, wounds, and purpose.

    They work beautifully together, but this crash course stands alone for women who want immediate context and grounding.

  • Yes. This course teaches cycles and recognition, not dates or trends. You can return to it at different stages of midlife and get new insight each time — especially as different transits activate.

  • That’s exactly why this course exists. You’ll learn how to identify active transits using emotional themes, life events, and simple tracking tools — no advanced astrology required.

  • Many women find that simply understanding what season they’re in brings immediate relief. This course doesn’t promise to fix everything — it helps you orient yourself so you can move forward with clarity and self-trust.

  • No. This course is educational and reflective in nature. It’s designed to support self-awareness, journaling, and conscious decision-making — not replace professional care.

  • You receive instant digital access and can return to the material whenever you need it. Midlife is layered — this course is meant to grow with you.

  • Due to the digital nature of this course, refunds are not available.